Asshat Parking

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
03/10/2016 at 10:04 • Filed to: notacamry, mazda3, asshats.asshat parking

Had to make a late night run to the video store (lol there’s a dashcam in The Martian) and since the streets were deserted (small town), I parked liked I wanna.

DISCUSSION (16)

Ash78, voting early and often > Takuro Spirit
03/10/2016 at 10:07

“Video Store” and a first-gen Mazda3. These bring back fond memories of the early 2000s.

CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit
03/10/2016 at 10:08

Dafuq is a video store?

Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem
03/10/2016 at 10:11

Yo man, $3 for a BluRay beats $5 on my Xbox. Plus kids movies are free.

Takuro Spirit > Ash78, voting early and often
03/10/2016 at 10:12

I took this picture with my Razr.

Sam > Takuro Spirit
03/10/2016 at 10:20

One day I will park my BMW like this. When the opportunity presents itself.

Stapleface > Takuro Spirit
03/10/2016 at 10:27

Damn there hasn’t been a video store around here since the mid 2000's

450X_FTW > Takuro Spirit
03/10/2016 at 10:27

And when they don’t have the one you want, you make them check the return bin to see if anyone has dropped it off yet

Takuro Spirit > Stapleface
03/10/2016 at 10:28

All we had were red boxes for the longest time, then this Family Video opened up a couple years ago.

Takuro Spirit > 450X_FTW
03/10/2016 at 10:29

DAMN SKIPPY

TheRevanchist > Takuro Spirit
03/10/2016 at 11:39

In front of my son’s doctor’s office, there are 6 parking spaces for “clean air vehicles”. I don’t even know what the fuck that means, and neither does anyone else. No one ever parks there. So, about every other visit, I will park my SUV across 2 spaces of those slots, just because.

Takuro Spirit > TheRevanchist
03/10/2016 at 11:47

The local Outpost (Whole Foods kinda place) has a bunch of “Clean Air” and “EV” parking.

I tried to park there but my wife told me not to “make a scene”. :(

TheRevanchist > Takuro Spirit
03/10/2016 at 12:02

Oh, I wouldn’t do it in front of my wife. I’m not that brave.

Takuro Spirit > TheRevanchist
03/10/2016 at 12:35

I tried to run down some jaywalkers the other day and she yelled at me.... I was just trying to knock them into the crosswalk that was a few feet away. She’s so strict.

TheRevanchist > Takuro Spirit
03/10/2016 at 12:44

I like to bump the empty trash cans as I come up to the house with my own car (not hers). She knows I do it, but only yells at me about it when she is in a bad mood. Since my car is pretty much dead, I am not able to do many fun things anymore, being down to one car.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > TheRevanchist
03/10/2016 at 12:52

Sounds like the kind of place I’d park my zero emissions 68 Montego.

bryan40oop > Takuro Spirit
03/10/2016 at 17:55

Video stores still exist?